Halloween: What to Wear

12 Oct 2013 - 09:00 | Tags: sexy halloween costumes

With October 30th a mere few weeks away have you figured out what you’re going to wear? Are you going to a costume party or any party for that matter? Because Halloween is one of those times where you can get even more down and dirty. It provides everybody with an excuse to dress as sluttily as they like.

The Sluttiest Time of the Year
Women love dressing up and in the case of Halloween they love dressing down.

Check out the best costumes you can buy or make for October 31st. It will set your fuck buddy’s pulse racing!

Hot Zombie Nurse
Try dressing up as a dead sexy nurse for your fuck buddy to add a bit more allure to the night. Try going out without any underwear on as well to complete the effect.

Police Officer
Technically it doesn’t have much to do with Halloween, but the most revealing uniform of all time will get any would-be-criminal begging to be arrested.

Dirty Witch
Dangerous, sexy and sometimes evil…a witch outfit will have many a fuck buddy looking to train his wizard’s staff on you.

Dead Movie Stars
Ever wanted to dress up as Marilyn Monroe or Bette Davis? Now’s your chance to be one of the hottest (and deadest) movie stars of all time. Just remember to get back in the coffin when you’re through diddling your fuck buddy to death.

Super-heroine/Villainess
There’s a reason most female comic characters have massive tits and hourglass figures – they’re drawn by pervs who don’t know what a real woman is. Get the nerds gagging for a real super heroine by dressing up as Supergirl or Catwoman this Halloween.

She-Devil
Feel evil? Be evil. The sexy devil costume remains popular for a reason…it’s as hot as hell! Not only will this guarantee you a shag (if that’s what you want) but you can pretty much corrupt any guy you want when you approach with your trident and tail.

Demonic Fairy
Not all fairies are good. Dress up as a demonic fairy and cast a spell over any bloke who gets within wand waving distance. Like the she-devil this costume is almost guaranteed to get you fucking all night.

Happy fucking!

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