Keep it clean – to make things dirty!

So you have had a really good night out. You went out with some mates for a few drinks after work. It was going to be one of those quick spontaneous after work drinks – but it quickly turns into one of those nights when nothing really happens but everything goes down. One drink turned into two turned into going to another bar in the area. This became a random encounter with a group of the opposite sex also on a night out, groups merged and suddenly you find yourself talking to someone that actually you really quite fancy. You are not sure how much of that is the alcohol talking and how much is that you really do like them, hard to tell as you are already feeling rather tipsy and you know it, but by this stage you really don’t care any more... so you go and order a round of Tequila shots (because they make you happy) and you decide not to worry too much about it.

The next thing you know you are stumbling into a club with a girl on either arm and your mates behind you. How you grew from a group of 5 guys to suddenly there being 12 of you and a hen do in tow you have no idea, but it is all going swimmingly and you are not going to question your good luck!

You are now stumbling towards the kabab place, the young blond thing that you really liked from the start in that first pub is suddenly somehow under your arm. You are pretty sure that you kissed her earlier – at least you hope it was her. You certainly kissed someone – there is lipstick on your collar!

You fumble for the keys whilst the cute blond girl giggles as she hangs off your arm in anticipation. You both know where this is going and you are both about to win here...

...and that’s when it goes wrong. You take her into your place, to your room, and the place is a tip. Clothes are stewn all over the floor, old pizza boxes are piled in a corner, a mound of glasses and mugs where you haven’t gotten around to washing them in the kitchen yet are piled high on the bedside table, and there is a funny smell in the air from something growing somewhere. You see the look of disgust on her face and thats when you know your night of unstoppable power has just ended.

Keep your room clean guys, because without it being clean to begin with, you will never have the chance to make it dirty.

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