Why we all want to fuck the hot cellist but should be chasing the french horn player

There are certain “jobs” that attract a lot of sexual attention from the opposite sex just because the person is doing that job. A lot of these are established with an assigned gender role for that job. So for example, if you are attracted to a man, there is a great chance that you will find that man attractive if he is in one of the following job roles: policeman, fireman, ranked member of the British Army, any rank within a specialised unit of the armed forces (the SAS for example), large business owner, a “silk” lawyer who is a member of the queens council, the list could go on longer. They often involve a uniform, they are often part of a powerful or money wielding organisation, they often make a huge difference to the world around them. I can understand why they are jobs that are seen as sexy to a potential fuck buddy who is sizing the person up.

For a man who is attracted to a woman, there are again certain job roles that seem sexy and attractive. The obvious ones are actress, model, pole dancer, yoga instructor etc. The similar thing on this list is that they all work with their bodies in some way. They are likely to be good looking, as what they do requires them to be physically fit and well, which is a huge thing for men that often still look to the physical attributes of a woman when choosing who to sleep with. This is especially true when selecting a fuck buddy as the relationship is focused around the sex and often there is little more outside of that.

Cellists are traditionally attractive. This partly comes from the performance element. As someone playing in a public orchestra, they are on stage for all to see. Their appearance matters so they generally look after themselves. However, they are seen as sexier than a French horn player who is also on the same stage. Why? They put a huge phallic object between their legs then proceed to stroke that object to the rhythm of the music. There is something about a woman who sits with her legs spread, deeply engrossed and lost in the playing of the instrument between their legs that is deeply sexy.

Men are wrong. They should be going after the French Horn player. Why? One word. Ombature. A professional horn player has to develop muscles in their lips that most people don’t even know exist! In order to have the mouth strength and control to play the French Horn to a high level, those muscles need to be trained and honed to a fine art! Thus, as your fuck buddy, they have the ability to use their mouths in a way that most other women only dream of. If you think the kissing is good, wait till they give you a blow job. They can control the strength and pressure around the shaft of your penis with a sensitivity that you didn’t even know existed.

So next time you see musicians and people are talking about the girl playing the cello being hot, take a moment. Given the choice between having a cello player and a French Horn player as a fuck buddy, you should choose the latter each and every time.

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