All I want for Christmas is an STD... on no wait a minute I really DON’T want that!

12 Jan 2017 - 19:09 | Tags: STDs, safe sex, safe sex rules

Welcome to January 2017, the New Year has come in and you have just had what I hope was an excellent Christmas. Christmas brought with it a host of presents. You probably got a jumper that you don’t really want to wear, have been fed mince pies whether you actually like them or not, and you know that thing you really wanted as a Christmas present? Well that is the one thing that you probably didn’t get!

Christmas was also a great time to get laid. When new year comes around, no one wants to be that person who has no one to kiss at midnight or under the mistletoe. This means that getting laid of the Christmas and New Year period was always easier than at other times, and this leads to access to an easy flow of sex. Part of that is an abundant amount of sex too! So sleeping with more than one person over the month of December is something happens a lot. If it didn’t happen for you, it is probably because you didn’t get online and send enough messages out. All it really took was being a little bit proactive about making sure that enough girls new that you were available and ready to out. What this can mean however is that you have picked up an extra present that you may not have actually wanted! A hidden visitor may be piggy backing his way across the world right now by attaching himself to your balls. This is great for him, but bad for you, and if you have him, you want to do something about him ASAP.

Most people who pick up an STD (or often called STI now – sexually transmitted infections) have just been a little unlucky. I mean no one goes out of their way to get one – they just get unlucky. If you think you have one you really need to get tested, the sooner you find out the sooner you can get it treated and get back to having a normal sex life. I mean why deny the girls a little action with you just because you are too lazy to go to the doctors. Most STD’s can be quickly cleaned up and cured with a simple bit of medication that is fast acting and has no side effects.

So if you think you may have picked something up. Do something about putting it back down again. You really don’t want to be carrying that around with you. It is one of the few guaranteed sexy mood killers!

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