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COVID and Sex: the Christmas updates

EdBennett — Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:15:46 +0000

23 Dec 2020 - 14:15 | Tags: COVID-19 sex, Christmas Jumpers Sexy

Welcome to December and one of the most unusual Christmas holidays that we have seen here in the UK in many years. Up until recently it was thought that no matter what part of England, Wales or Scotland you lived, you were going to be able to spend 5 days with your friends and family. That all changed just 48 hours ago when major announcements made first Boris Johnson then other leaders across the country were made. There is apparently a new strain of the virus that is easier to catch, it seems we have it in the UK, and it is spreading fast. This has meant the unfortunate result that they have pretty much cancelled Christmas. This is all following weeks of the country being told that cancelling Christmas would be “inhumane” which whilst I feel is somewhat of an exaggeration, it was a strong promise that was gone back on.

What does this mean for my sex life?

What does this all mean for your sex life? Well the first thing is that if you are looking for a fuck buddy and don’t have one, hooking up right now is going to be a little harder. The Christmas period is usually a great time to do some adult dating. Everyone wants someone to kiss under the mistletoe at this time of year. Whilst Christmas is usually a family affair, New Years is a great time to pick someone up / be picked up! People are out, having fun, and everyone is out to have fun! It is often literally the very last chance to have sex in 2020 and people want to take advantage of that. Fair enough I say. The new announcements are going to make that difficult, the main reason being is the closing of many of the pubs and other gathering places across the country.

I don’t have a fuck buddy right now. What can I do about it?

It seems that meeting someone online is currently the best way to find a fuck buddy or a no strings attached relationship. People have become more open to meeting online and are using the extra tools that it provides. It has become normal to do video calls with people that you haven’t met as a way of getting to know them. This means that you can see what people look like before you meet them and see if you get on. With a decent webcam, you can even have some flirty fun whilst online before you have ever met in person!

Top Three Christmas Sex Tips for the Discerning Fuck Buddy

EdBennett — Sat, 08 Dec 2018 17:34:31 +0000

8 Dec 2018 - 17:34 | Tags: christmas, Christmas Jumpers Sexy, holiday sex

December 2018 is here, and Christmas is finally upon us. We all love Christmas. It is a time filled with food, fun and frolicking around. It is a particularly good time to find a fuck buddy. It is cold outside, so all anyone wants to do is snuggle up with someone to keep warm. It also gets dark much earlier, which means that the “evening” night sessions can start earlier than ever. For a lot of people, Christmas is a “family time”, which only makes people want to hook up even more. Spending time around other people that have sex partners, just makes anyone who does not have someone to have sex with, want to find a fuck buddy even more. It means that if you are looking for a fuck buddy, finding one is easier than ever. If you already have one, drop them a text, they are definitely going to welcome the booty call!

With the extra time that the Christmas holidays bring, there is also more time to have sex. To help you celebrate this, I have put together some top sex tips so that you and your fuck buddy can really take advantage of the holiday season!

The Kevin Method

When it comes to performing oral sex on women, they are complicated creatures that can often take a lot of hard work to make come. However, with the Kevin method, this has just gotten easier. Instead of going “down” on the woman, approach sideways. This means that your tongue is now going across rather than up and down the vulva. This has proven to bring fast and more effective orgasm. Give your fuck buddy a Christmas present that ends with her screaming with pleasure!

Ladies – time to get on top!

When a woman is on top, there is easier and more direct access to the vulva and clitoris that in other positions. This is good for both of you, so get on top this Christmas.

The gift of lube

Why not give your fuck buddy a little lube for Christmas? You can rarely go wrong with using a little lube. It makes everything much smoother, and even if it is not needed, using it takes nothing away. So give the gift, then tease them about when you are going to let them use it.

Those are my top three sex tips for this Christmas. Happy holidays everyone.

Are Christmas Jumpers Sexy?

EdBennett — Mon, 23 Dec 2013 09:00:00 +0000

23 Dec 2013 - 09:00 | Tags: Christmas Jumpers Sexy

Remember those ugly Christmas jumpers your Gran used to knit for you when you were younger? Well they aren’t so ugly anymore according to a poll conducted by Trojan condoms. They claim that about 6% of people polled in the States claimed they got laid at their office Christmas party despite wearing the ugliest Christmas jumpers man or woman could conceive.

On the face of things this sounds like a small number, but when you consider the number of office parties that happen over Christmas, that’s quite a lot of sex for the ugly jumper brigade.

Will a Christmas jumper be a sure-fire way into someone’s pants?
The Telegraph, and hundreds of other media outlets have been writing and blogging a lot recently on the sudden surge of interest in bad Christmas jumpers. Rather then being something to be embarrassed about, more and more people are taking to the streets decked out in some knitted horror that ordinarily would make someone’s virginity grow back.

Hipsters are now in on the trend as well and you can’t walk five feet around a busy shopping centre or high street without bumping into someone sporting a Reindeer or a Christmas Tree pattern on their chest.

The jury’s out on who looks better in them; men or women (I’d say women), but one thing is for sure; these jumpers are back in a big way!

Will they help you have sex?
In all honesty and despite the poll conducted by Trojan, the main thing that will help you have sex, as always is you. If you’ve got the confidence to dress like Colin Firth from Bridget Jones and approach a potential fuck buddy with the most hideous seasonal jumper imaginable, then you’ve got the confidence to take her to bed.

From the other side of the coin, women have been wearing woollen jumpers around Christmas for years, but this year they really seem to have taken it to another level with Geordie Shore’s Charlotte Crosby wearing nothing but a Christmas jumper for a photo shoot for Miss Selfridge. More and more women will be noticing the example set by celebs and more and more are likely to adopt the ‘nothing but a jumper’ policy on Christmas Eve if you play your cards right.

So the answer to whether or not a Christmas jumper will help you have sex is a little hard to clarify. They certainly can’t hurt your chances if you can pull them off (ahem) confidently, but they’re also not the ‘be all and end all’ in your sexual arsenal.

Have a play this Christmas and see what works for you.

Happy Fucking!