F Buddy - perfect f-buddy

Find the perfect sex pet takes time… but it is worth the effort

EdBennett — Wed, 12 Sep 2018 09:57:03 +0000

12 Sep 2018 - 10:57 | Tags: perfect f-buddy, perfect woman

When we are looking for a bedfellow, fuck buddy, friends with benefits or other no strings attached relationship, it can take a little time. The more picky we are about the person, the longer it takes. Want someone blonde only? Add a month. Want a redhead? Add 3 months. Want some with purple hair and a single white streaked lock that falls down covering only one eye like a female supervillain from the old school cartoons? Add a year. The more preferences we have, the more we have to search and graft in order to get that person.

Quality of your f-buddy

The quality of the person is an even bigger factor. It is important to note that this is completely subjective when it comes to sex. One person’s amazing is another person’s deal breaker! Someone being super kinky might the very thing you crave, whilst someone else might find it all a massive turn off. The fuck buddy that you are looking for is thus the fuck buddy that is also looking for you. The dream that many of us have is to find the perfect sex pet.

The perfect f-buddy sex pet

The perfect sex pet is someone who is totally into the same things as you. If you are kinky, she is kinky. If you like to tie people up and play with ropes in the bedroom, then she wants to be bound, gagged and fucked like a slave. If you are a dominating force and want to be in charge, she is someone that wants to be told what to do, to be controlled in the bedroom, guided and have all her sexual decisions made for her.

The perfect sex pet is someone that wants sex, but very specifically they want sex from you. A good pet loves its master, and a good sex pet loves specifically you. Just as a dog perks up and is immediately happy just in the presence of its owner when they come home, a good sex pet jumps when you walk into the room. As soon as you are there, they are restraining themselves from jumping your bones, they physically can’t help themselves but be drawn to you, to want you.

Finding this is all about finding some who has the same tastes, desires and a compatible chemistry. It is finding the sexual yin to your yang, the f-buddy that is the balancing force in your sexual journey. It can take a long time to find your sex pet, a very long time indeed, and some people never find theirs. The journey, however, will have a lot of adventures, and you will have a lot of great sex on the way.

Good luck!

The perfect height for a woman

EdBennett — Thu, 17 May 2018 09:41:31 +0000

17 May 2018 - 10:41 | Tags: perfect f-buddy, perfect woman

This article is one for all of you who prefer a woman as a sexual partner

Woman are amazing creatures. They come in all shapes and sizes, tall, short, wide, thin. They also come in a variety of shades, dispositions and character. In the bedroom, the variation gets even more pronounced. Some are straight, some are kinky. Some will want you to dominate them completely, others like to be on top and make you their sex slave. Most are somewhere in the middle, and will change depending on the day and their general mood. There is no end to the variation that you can find. So with all of this, I would like to talk about one specific feature. Height. What is the perfect height for a woman?

It is relative to you

The first thing is that there is no fixed measurement. It is a relative height to how tall you are. The height I am about to describe for your perfect fuck buddy, for the sex kitten that you will never look back from, will go up or down depending on how tall you are. It is a custom height, so first work out how tall you are.

It is based on disposition

I am basing this on where most men are coming from, but this will not fit everyone. If you are a woman who is gay or bi, this will depend on if you err towards the more masculine role or not. If you do, then this applies to you.

The perfect height for a woman

You know when you put your arm around her? The perfect height is a woman who can then nestle her head into your shoulder without moving. It is the height that means when you lie together, her head naturally rests in the slight depression in your chest that was perfectly designed for her head to be, almost as if a creator made her especially for you.

This height has knock on effects in the bedroom. It means that when she drops to her knees to give you a blow job, her head is at the perfect height. It means that when you are banging her, hers legs are the perfect length to rest against your shoulders, and the knees bend to hook her vagina into the perfect height. It means that you have the perfect strength to sex ratio, you are big enough to be able to pull her around without issue.

This is the perfect height for a woman. If you find it, fuck it... because remember, that means that YOU are the perfect height for her too!

How to be the perfect fuck buddy

EdBennett — Thu, 19 Mar 2015 11:05:04 +0000

19 Mar 2015 - 11:05 | Tags: perfect f-buddy, choosing the right fuck buddy

A lot of women have been emailing us this question so we thought we’d try and give you all a few pointers to doing it properly. There is no right or wrong answer (sorry to disappoint everyone), but there are a few ground rules which should have both parties enjoying their time together before things start getting a bit tired six months down the line.

1. Remember it’s not forever
Fuck buddies come and go. This isn’t a boyfriend you’re road testing. This is someone you finds physically and mentally attractive enough to want to sleep with. The moment you start making holiday plans or re-organising your schedule round their own, is the moment you’ve stopped thinking about them as a fuck buddy.

2. Identify a suitable candidate
Despite our constant and consistent attempts to remind people not to tell porkies in their profiles, everyone still seems to do it a little bit. Make sure you identify a candidate that you feel is going to be the best fit for you. Having an incompatible fuck buddy is a one way ticket to disaster.

3. Take your buddy out for a road test
Looks and chemistry are important; how your buddy performs in bed is even more important. Fuck buddies are not always reliable lovers. Due to the impermanence of the situation a lot of guys won’t bother to try and hit all the buttons to make you come. It’s important you get a fuck buddy who hits all the buttons and rocks your world in the sack.

4. Maintain YOUR schedule
A fuck buddy is like having a bit of sauce on the side of your life – it makes life that much sweeter but your life won’t all off the rails if you don’t have it. Make sure you keep your fuck buddy to the schedule you want. Don’t give in to demands and don’t do anything you’re not comfortable with. Maintain your schedule and you’ll be enjoying that little bit extra on the side.

5. Resist cuddling
Not to be mean, but you should resist snuggling up to your fuck buddy after sex, unless it’s to have another turn at the wheel. The closer you get intimately the more chance there is of someone developing feelings. Check them at the door and remember this is just sex.