Gangly Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has the biggest gearstick in show business, in the opinion of the nation's women.
Research carried out among 4,000 housewives revealed a large percentage think 6ft 5in Clarkson is hiding a ten-and-a-quarter inch todger in his jeans.
The 49-year-old loudmouth beat a host of stars from the worlds of TV, sport and showbiz to top the chopper chart.
Foul-mouthed telly chef Gordon Ramsay came second with women believing he has a nine-and-a-half inch sausage cooking in his pants.
Bond star and Hollywood heart-throb Daniel Craig...